Are you suicidal thoughts? Cause i can't seem to get you out of my head!
Her:"i haven't even known you an hour and your already making me feel all sorts of emotions❤️"
Me: "I'd say the same but I don't feel anything but the existential dread that comes with knowing that nothing truly matters in the end"
@HeroOfFunnypics, You truly are the Hero of Funnypics.
@HeroOfFunnypics, in the end it doesn't even matter....
@HeroOfFunnypics, so f*ck kids right
This is actually just his way for calling for help
I guess just like the the ground off of a tall building, she fell for him.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete. He says to the bartender, "2 drinks, one for me and one for the road"
A man in a bar has had one too many. When a beautiful lady sits down next to him, he turns to her and says, “Hey, how ‘bout it babe, you and me, getting it on? I’ve got a couple of dollars, and it looks like you could use a little money.”
“What makes you think I charge by the inch?” she said.