You cannot convince me that if we come into contact with humanoid aliens that no human will try and smash. The odds of that are less than the odds of the big bang.
@Sambob, if the alien is hot enough, I'd tell them to report to the ship as soon as possible.
@Sambob, It’s cute that you think the alien has to be humanoid.
@Pangbot, I'm tryna smash anything that remotely resembles a human at this point.
Hey what's that unmarked van doing outside of my house?
@ToddHowardsParents, he has free candy for you.
@Sambob, humans are cruel. But we don’t know if there are alien chicks who are actually acceptive...😏
@Pangbot, shiiit there’s fools that’ll smash on a sentient slime mold.
Get on the cat girls first Elon
Wow Elon Musk went from billionaire to black man real fast
The only time alien pussy could get me hard is if it's a twi'lek from star wars.
There is no space . We live in a dome. Fight me
“Go dumb hard” is the exact reason I’m not gonna save this one.
No alien pussy makes me stupid hard
I bet that pussy is... out of this world 😁
I do not know what tbh means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.
@RiffRaff, to be honest. Never be afraid of asking things. Except if you're in a porn commento section
The grammar of this text is making me dumber
The truth comes out
Give me some Tali booty and I'll fund you