Your parents aren't the only ones who think that..
You are. And they still do.
I'm calling bullshjt. If you were young enough to be giving those answers your handwriting skills were not that perfect. I'm old enough and smart enough to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow and mine isn't that good.
@YouJustLostTheGame, African or European?
@mas2de, European swallows: about 24 miles per hour, or 11 meters per second.
African swallows? It turns out there's not much kinematic data on that, even still after all these years.
@YouJustLostTheGame, Turns out there's not a lot of data coming out of Africa either, as there are many fewer computers per capita or per country there.
Was that mean? I feel like that was kinda mean.
@mas2de, But accurate. Such accurate. Wow.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I think someone else wrote down the kid's verbal answers.
@bashwell, that would explain why the answers are all in quotation marks.
@YouJustLostTheGame, most likely a teacher or someone else asked the questions and wrote them down. You just lost the game.
@YouJustLostTheGame, At the daycare I worked at we would do these and the children didn't know how to write so we would ask the questions and write their answers. Mystery solved 😃
@YouJustLostTheGame, what bothers me most about this is his answers have quotation marks, but the last answer doesn't.
@YouJustLostTheGame, given the quotes there, it looks like someone was writing whatever answers were being spoken by said-child
I wanted to be the candymanvan
@SpungBab, If he finds you and eats you then you will become a part of him.
...You still have a chance. That's what I'm driving at.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I don't want to be eaten by anybody but if that's the case then.....
Why are people so desperate of attention/likes on the internet that they fake shít like this... And how do people buy it?
@The Great Wang, see first R word in post
#1- Mommy was les. And so was Hailey who was over A Lot.
#2- Mommy weighed about a buck (or 100 lbs)
#3- Daddy weighed about 2 bucks (200 lbs)
#4 and #5- They have only been a Mommy or Daddy for as long as they've had kids; ~6 yrs. Before then they weren't Mommy or Daddy.
#6- Basically he wants to be the biggest hero around. He knew he wasn't an alien and that he wanted to keep both his parents, therefore ruling out Superman, Batman, and Spiderman, leaving among others a fire truck. Fireman can't hardly fight fires without their trucks, therefore biggest hero. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Somethings never change....
(Pans out and plays sitcom outro)
do you think that maybe they asked Houston these questions and wrote down the responses on their own?
You gave odly good hand writing for somone so young
And what's wrong with being a fire truck?? There's nothing wrong with being a truck at all. It's a respectable career no matter how yah do it.
@GreasyTacoTruck, "When I grow up I wanna be a steam shovel!" -Perfectly reasonable desire.