“Country of High Rock”
“The province of Oblivion”
*nerd rage begins*
“The Skyrim games”
*nerd rage increases*
“Planet of Tamriel”
@Pangbot, As someone who loves TES lore this was really funny.
“Island of Morrowind”
“All humans including Redguards descended from the Nords”
This was one of the best things I’ve read in a long time
@Cenyoawakened, well somebody's a dumnà$s.
@Pangbot, it took my until the dunmer to realize it was trying to frustrate me
@Pangbot, It was most certainly...a very painful read for me.
@Cenyoawakened, dumner really fvcking got me.
Fun fact: “Tamriel” actually translates to “land of stealth archery”
@YUNoJump, if that true I’m done-mur
I was getting a vibe that the creator really like quietly shooting arrows. That is until I read the low key racist stuff under the Redguard entry. Someone clearly doesn't like Somalis in real life.
Emphasis on stealth archery
The high-elves are called Altmer not Thalmor
Well fvck me for playing as a High Elf I Guess....
Hmm this seems a bit biased in that--
*eye twitches, neck muscles spasm*
Huh that was weird
*head convulses again*
IS FOR THE NORDS!
Oh, a few skyrim pics? Alright, time to warm up my BraveTweet fingers: Skyrim belongs to the nords. When you feel like disputing me, know that my ancestors are smiling on me, and you cannot say the same, imperial scum
@I Broke Benjamin, who founded the empire? Oh, a god. So i think i know who is smiling at me you rebel puppet scum.
@Galven, Alessia and Pelenial Whitestrake werent gods. Well its disputable that whitestrake was
@Guy Fawkes, I heard he was pretty much a TES-flavor Terminator, actually.
Coincidentally I just downloaded hundreds of graphics mods for Oblivion and am now starting my first ever play through. Wish me luck. I've heard its objectively better than Skyrim but I only bought it to distract from the fact that I won't have my hands on Skyrim vr till Christmas.
Honestly when I started Skyrim I chose the kahjiit thinking he would be thief assassin turns out he became a rich warrior.
While my high elf became a poor blacksmith with a skill of 100
That orc looks like he's ready for the fisting orgy
I know nothing of Skyrim, so I read all of these five times.
Ah yes the imperials from Oblivion brilliant
I-I played as the thalmor once