60% of the time, it works everytime
@Beograd, I was born in your name! Svaka ti ćast
@Hottie Patottie, I get your reference but I got this word from when my TV broke and it pops up all those colors and stuff to test the screen and a word on it said Beograd so I just chose it but yes I get what you mean
Works every time, that's a guarantee.
Can't spell stud without STD.
He's not even a dad yet he makes dad jokes
@Kevikong46, my dad, after walking in on the rest of the family watching Frozen (we all like Disney) went into the kitchen. We walked in to fund him singing 'Potato, potato!' to the tune of 'Let It Go', whilst holding two spuds. He turned around, looked us in the eye and finished with 'The Smash never bothered me anyway...'
@magicpoopsxx, she's blind now, so 4 would have be something about you having to lead her through the house to the bedroom (instead of to the doctor of course)
Every damn time
@Fecalincontinence, lucky, I think mine is broken....
Didnt get it at first because I thought it said "stupid finder"
If you love your boyfriend just laugh at his jokes, even if they're not that funny. It makes him feel good and when you're having a really bad day he will do what ever it takes to make you feel better. In my experience anyway. 😸
I didn't look at it properly and thought it was a taser so reading this was kinda weird.
I have done this more than once
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