You're wrong. Nobody's ever shot a black president.
@I like Ike, I mean, that's not untrue.
@HentaiFan, I also don't think any of the gunmen have been black, therefore supporting the argument that it is not racism, but unrest between the races themselves.
Still /s, but actually fairly true.
@I like Ike, insert obligatory "if the pope knows he's going to heaven why does he use the armored pope Mobil."
@I like Ike, Lincoln wore a lot of black and freed the blacks. Does that count?
Nice plot twist 9.5/10
I don't think Obama being black is the reason people want to shoot him...
@Sybil Reisz, Congratulations, you have figured out the joke, hopefully you can make one yourself someday just like a real human
@TriangleTesticles, what are you talking about? I'm clearly a real human! I grab things with my regular human feelers, and visualize them with my regular human ocular receptors! I even walk on my regular human tentac-I mean feet!
@Sybil Reisz, but it is one of the top two
@Sybil Reisz, I don't know why they would want to shoot him at all. They just have to wait a few months and he's gone.
*gets shot by a black guy named Tyrone*
@Empshok, I read that as tyrion at first and I was like jesus,even the lannisters are trying to kill Obama
@Empshok, the subset of Irish clans known as the "Black Irish" are from the Tyrone province of Ireland. It reads "Tyrian" but my head says,"Ty-Rone"
Say that to Kennedy
Or it could be you know. Because he's the president..
I don't know I'm calling BS on this. I don't think it's real, hiding our pres this way would show fear and we're Murcia. It also kinda insults the secret service so I say it's hokum. That's right, I'm bringing back hokum.
@Zerocool11, I stand corrected, it happened "U.S. President Barack Obama waves after his speech behind bulletproof glass at the Brandenburg Gate on June 19, 2013 in Berlin." Ill have to throw my hokum around elsewhere.
We've definitely never had a white president who was assassinated
@BIessthefaII, Certainly not more than one. No never.
Yall heard of the pope mobile?
It's used to project the speech onto you just can only see it from where the president stands
Couldn't they just shoot from the side?
What if I told you he needs protection because he's the president, not because he's black 😱
Why couldn't Harambe have bullet proof glass!!!?!?!? 😭😭😭
@king of awesomeness, Didn't he? What he really needed was Child proof glass. Now that shjts hard to come by.
What about his back couldn't he have gotten shot from the behind or from a higher spot in front of him
Am I the only one who has every seen his mother's pic?
Lmao some people