This is the 2nd time I’ve seen this and I gotta put it out there: my husbands family apologizes for his stupidity. This isn’t unbelievable.
@Leslie Knope 2020, I think this is more a shot at kenz vs improbable
@Leslie Knope 2020, wait... wait... you are a chick? I really thought you a man! What? This is not what I envision you to be or look like. -I am actually disappointed- (end of quote Ahahahah) but seriously, I really think you as a guy
@Leslie Knope 2020, while you're married it's a bit more believable then if you're talking about an ex's family. Not gonna say it's impossible, just less likely.
@seeUpee, uh.... I have no idea how to take this. Thanks? Fvck you? Idk. But yeah, I’m a chick Lmfaooo
@Leslie Knope 2020, seeupee is going to be your newest fan
@megamanx181x, he’s already my biggest fan and he thought I had a peen
@Leslie Knope 2020, oh that’s right, triple that now
@seeUpee, ok... so why? Gotta know.Do I give off masculine energy? Do I not add enough emojis? Am I just so funny, you thought no woman could be that funny? Lol
@Leslie Knope 2020, same feeling I had yesterday Ahahah, returning the favor. Knowing you a chick makes more sense now. Cool!
@megamanx181x, you fvcker!!!! Ahahahah traps are your specialty not mine
@Leslie Knope 2020, needs more hashtags
@megamanx181x, I’ll make you bjtches some hash browns but I’m not into the hashtags Edit: 😊😍💕
@Leslie Knope 2020, hash browns?!? You’re overly generous, your cool enough as it is!
@megamanx181x, never said they’d be GOOD hash browns
@Leslie Knope 2020, that’s why we drown them in ketchup
@Leslie Knope 2020, crap! My phone is not updating quick enough for this conversation. You do give a little of masculine opinions (no offense) your opinions are always good, well put and never aggressive. I just picture you as a good guy who happened to be a huge fan of Leslie Knope like I am (first conversation we ever had) I just didn’t picture as a chick at all... which makes me wonder if your name is actually Leslie now
@seeUpee, it’s Brittany but keep that a secret, will ya?
@Leslie Knope 2020, well Brittany, I’m Luke... nice to meet you
@seeUpee, and I take no offense. It’s all good. For whatever reason I thought it was obvious I was female. But it’s cool.
@seeUpee, ok we’re being too nice. Fvck off Luke. Jk We’re still friends.
@Leslie Knope 2020, *punches Brittany in the arm gently*
Hell yeah, you one of the guys now
@seeUpee, *punches you hard in the mouth* “hell yeah bro”
@seeUpee, I was gonna send you a picture but we don’t do that here and I had a pic as my profile on here for a week until I got creepy vibes so that won’t happen again
@Leslie Knope 2020, you have to put it back up again now... what kind of creepy vibes? Ahahaha no way! mine was by mistake but after been on and everyone knowing what I look like I said screw it. No point of changing it now
@seeUpee, only cause we’re besties and I really feel like I have to establish my dominance of the female species now. Which is your fault. May take a few moments to appear.
@Leslie Knope 2020, I see it now... I pictured you as a blonde ahahahaha nice
@Leslie Knope 2020, I am telling you it is insane how much girls piss on each other to show dominance... I see it every weekend almost. No one believes me
@seeUpee, ok hope you got a good look, changing it back now. And uh, yeah... I totally believe that. But I’m sure they weren’t, ya know, told people thought they had a penis
@Leslie Knope 2020, dang that is too bad. Sorry someone made you feel creeped out. But hey, good looking girl like that you are bound to get noticed and receive attention. Totally be respectful to your man first
@ThePandaPool , You right, bro. While married, my ex's family would say things like this to me and make jokes about how I was too good for him but as soon as I left him (which was for Damn Good reasons) they talked shjt, see ME as the asshole, and probably wouldn't give a second glance if they passed me on the street.
@ TouchMyCatEars, people turn fast. Someone needs to be a special kind of piece of shjt for it to go any different. Like really special.
@Leslie Knope 2020, wait, I want hash browns
@seeUpee, her profile pic used to have her pic (I assume it was her) at one point long ago.
Edit: so 30 mins later I’ve read some more of the convo and see now that she said that 🤦🏼♀️
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you can have some shjtty hash browns too
@Leslie Knope 2020, excellent, you still have my 2020 vote
@seeUpee, yeah, no. I’m a good woman and don’t like too much attention. So away goes the profile pic
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, fvck yeah! 🇺🇸
@Leslie Knope 2020, I never seen you be offensive. I have seen you be very warm hearted and nice. That is why I said it explains now that I know you a chick. Good for you! I like girls who are conservative and you guys are very hard to find. My girl likes been in yoga pants and I tell her all the time I’m not going anywhere unless she changes, is called having respect for your man... It is insane what I see when I go out. Yes, girls you will definitely attract a man, but will it be a man worth while and nice? Nope.
@seeUpee, aw shucks let her wear the yoga pants without getting grief. They’re literally the most comfy thing out there and they look good (not like ugly sweat pants) just gotta get the right top on and her booty won’t be so.... uh.... noticeable. Did I spell that right? Noticeable- yeah I think that’s right. And I agree... everyone wants it if it’s cheap enough. Lmao but I appreciate confident single women that show the goods, not gonna lie.
@Leslie Knope 2020, i think most people assume an anonymous person is their gender unless something stands out. This app is mostly guy kind of humor, so keeping up with this kind of stuff made me guess your a guy to. Ps, guys love a chick that can run with their humor. But I'm taken already.
@Dephenistrator, I’m gonna just put a pic of boobs as my profile pic... or wait, I’d probably come off as more of a dude... ugh.
@Leslie Knope 2020, XD don't worry about it. Your fine.
@Leslie Knope 2020, I’m sinful sense in tingling, maybe I be of assistance ? I can help in naughty ways.... or sinful I mean your choice
@DrSin, you already help with me enough, thank you Dr Sin
@Leslie Knope 2020, I can’t let her wear yoga pants. For a white chick she has a perfect butt... you know the feeling you sometimes get when a hotter girl is talking to your man but you just keep your cool... the day he decides to wear a nice shirt that shows up his chest muscles a little more... oh crap she just touched his arm! What is she doing? She wants to loose a finger? Bc I will make this happen.... well... Same thing but when I’m walking down a street, pass a guy and he checking my girl out, no respect! I’m not saying I don’t check girls out bc I do, I am a man and is in my DNA. But only if she is single and with out a guy... if she is with a guy or a ring on her finger you best believe all I see is another guy. Why not be more conservative and show the goods only to me?. Now I’m not some douche that tells her she can wear it anywhere. When she goes to the gym or her girlfriends house to hang out she can. But I’m not going to Kroger with her butt on display. Am I wrong?
@seeUpee, yeahhhhh you’re wrong. Lol sorry. Take it as a compliment, you have good taste. Unless someone touches or is straight up hitting on her, in which case it’s the guy being disrespectful, not her. Then you handle the situation accordingly. I’ve been in similar situations and all I had to do was introduce myself sweetly and they left
@seeUpee, sorry, really wish I could bro out with you and agree.
@seeUpee, I WILL add that my opinion on this is strictly on yoga pants. Now if we’re talking booty shorts or skimpy dresses I’d back you up all day.
@Leslie Knope 2020, no, no this is good. I don’t need a bro to be like “yeah bro, you are right... let’s down this six pack and forget about it” okay but am I too jealous I can’t stand another guy looking at my girls butt? Bc I know exactly what he is thinking and it ain’t nice. So my point is why even be so provocative and not just wear less revealing clothes out in public? Now I sound like some pig trying to control my gf. I’m not like that. 1 out of 5 time she will be like no! And I’m like ugh! And just let her do whatever
@Leslie Knope 2020, nope just yoga pants... she wears booty shorts and mini skirts and I have made a mistake. I’m not looking for a slut as a gf/wife
@seeUpee, they’re pants. Lol. You could always walk behind her? Hold her hand? I mean, people look at butts, especially nice ones. Again, take it as a compliment and/or claim territory in a respectful (and not too obvious) way. LET THE GIRL WEAR HER COMFY PANTS
@seeUpee, honestly I didn’t think you were being a pig, but a little insecure. Which isn’t attractive either tbh. Don’t take offense. We can get through this together. And now that I think about this... my husband almost always walks behind me, and it allll makes sense now. Lmao.
@Leslie Knope 2020, ugh... okay... okay... all my girlfriends here tell me the same thing... I’m going to tell you straight off that I don’t understand y’all... I know I like y’all but dang, why can’t y’all be as simple as guys are. Thank you for your time and input
@seeUpee, I love it. You got the issue and the ladies are the complicated ones 😂 lmao sorry but not really.
@Leslie Knope 2020, I mean, I don’t think I’m insecure... I’m pretty open about me. I think is more of a territory thing... like how all male dogs mark their territory Ahahaha hey, he knows what he doesn’t want other guys to see! Either that or he just checking you out. Is all in our brain, he making some material for later... for when you aren’t around
@seeUpee, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with marking your territory. Question though, do you feel the same about good-fitting jeans?
@Leslie Knope 2020, nope... she can pull some killer jeans. That doesn’t bother me at all. Just yoga pants bc her butt eats her underwear and you can clearly see it
@seeUpee, I wanna see her butt in yoga pants sooooo bad now
@Leslie Knope 2020, lololololol what?!?!? I busted out laughing. Not what I was waiting for at all...
@seeUpee, seriously. Snapchat her butt
@seeUpee, yeah the booty eating the pants is where the appropriate top comes into play. They literally make those longer shirts just for that purpose
@seeUpee, Snapchat booty to ******* (edited for privacy)
@Leslie Knope 2020, oh crap... I left snapchat for a reason... need to download the app again
@seeUpee, oooohhh someone get busted with dirty snaps??? HMMM???
@seeUpee, fun story: made my man get Snapchat cause I thought it’d be fun for stuff and things.... he sent a dick pic... And put it on his story!!! Lmaooooo I had to delete it and he ain’t ever getting it again 😂
@seeUpee, sure is taking a long time for a booty pic.
@seeUpee, lmao you bjtch
@Leslie Knope 2020, Ahahah wow, bet that was so embarrassing! Did a lot of people saw it? Well it was something like that for me. Back when I was single my phone got passed around a party with my tag on it so all the skanks there added me as a friend... for the next couple of weeks it was nothing but boobs and butt pics. Some I wanted to see, some I threw up in my mouth. When I didn’t open their snaps they started to get pissy mad at me so I just straight up deleted it from my phone. Well aren’t we getting anxious, is almost seven and I’m just now wrapping my work and letting my guys go home. We should be in the same time zone. My girl won’t mind, she is proud of what her mamma gave her, but I can’t. Wouldn’t be right. What will Mr.Knope say? Why is this guy in Tennessee sending you these? What is going on?
@seeUpee, I don’t think anyone saw it, I was panicking too much to check. I wasn’t planning on telling Mr. Knope but I thought it’d be ok if it was in yoga pants? Honestly though, now that I think about it, you’re right. He isn’t that fond of my uh, appreciation of women. Says it would suck way worse to be left for a woman than it would if it were a man. Which, I do not understand at all. I mean, I wouldn’t do that to him in the first place but his insecurity over women is the first I’ve heard of that kind. Exes loved it. 🤷🏻♀️ but then again, they’re exes... so... ugh fine. Keep your booty.
@Leslie Knope 2020, never say never, y’all women are excellent manipulators. I have seen it actually, a girl left his man for a chick at work. It started with her getting more attention from this girl in her work, before she knew the work girl was joining her gym... one thing led to another they started playing with each other in the bathroom at work and she straight up left my friend for a woman. It seriously destroyed him as a man. Made him feel incomplete that a woman was able to satisfy his woman and he couldn’t. Took him a very long time to get over it and I will tell you that it seriously changed him. Not for the better, he got angry and violent that we had to kick him out of the group. I tried to help him but the guy was far too gone. In another note my girl loves boobs. She points out boobs bigger than hers all the time and we both have a nice boob conversation as we are both looking at them. She gets mad at me if I point boobs out to her tho.
@seeUpee, omg poor guy. I would have to say that she probably left because of emotional reasons... the chick satisfied her better emotionally, not necessarily sexually. I was hanging with my ex and his boys once and he straight up said “I love checking out women with her, but I know better than to do it first.” Lol and I mean, he wasn’t wrong.
@Leslie Knope 2020, it doesn’t matter if is emotionally or sexually or just bc she listens... to a guy it will always be sexual. She was better at sex than he was. That is our huge difference and flaws. Ours is physical, y’all emotional. This is why I am never going to say I understand women bc I don’t. I clearly understand where your man is coming from and I’m explaining why it would destroy him and would suck way worst than if you left him for a woman than a guy. What you have done that made your appreciation for women freak him out? You out there grabbing girl butts and making dirty suggestions to them that made him worried? My girl and I is just boobs, she can be chubby and ugly but if she has nice boobs we talk about it and honestly I enjoy it and she gets a kick out of it
@seeUpee, no I don’t do any of that with him. With my ex I did. Mr. Knope told me when we first started dating about that insecurity, so I’ve never checked out any ladies or talked about anyone around him. Just better to avoid it since he feels like that. I find it really interesting that men are wired like that. So strange. Obviously to me it’s simple to understand emotional needs/wants. I only half way understand the whole “it’s physical in a mans mind” thing
@seeUpee, crap, this is on Recent now. Everyone will see our bff secrets.
@Leslie Knope 2020, tbh my ex girlfriends mom has told me many times that she wishes her daughter had of been smarter. she tells me I was good son in law material. too bad her daughter sent nudes to other dudes when she "really loved me".
thats life though.
@Leslie Knope 2020, it really is physical. We are not complicated at all... trust me, next time Mr.Knope is mad about something just don’t say anything, pull his pants down and work your magic. You will see how easily he forgets what was he even mad about. It is? would be cool if they did have private chats... or private picture sharing... megaman would get my dick picks on the daily... oh the fun that would be!
@Scrabby, did she know the dude(s)? At least you got out before anything serious happened (std, marriage, children, etc)
@seeUpee, I too, would enjoy sending djck pics to megaman! And no, when he’s mad he doesn’t want me to touch him at all. Lmao. Like, AT ALL. He gets all stiff (not like that) and it’s better to just give each other space for a few hours.
@Leslie Knope 2020, soooo, we sending megaman dick pics or what?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, yes. Yes we are
@Leslie Knope 2020, my ex’s dad and I still hang out and he told me he’s surprised I stuck around as long as I did with how his daughter was acting.
@megamanx181x, is decided... you getting dick pics!
@seeUpee, please trim this time
@Leslie Knope 2020, big difference though between apologizing for their son to his wife or current girlfriend as opposed to a former girlfriend. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but i would agree with the commenter they were likely either greatly exaggerating what was said or the family was just being polite as she may have had that awkward deer in a headlight reaction upon seeing them. I just know it is more likely from what I have seen to be one of the two, not saying it doesn’t happen
@Leslie Knope 2020, nope, all fom dating sites. one was a scammer who black mailed her.
and yea thank god i got out before any of that tbh
@Leslie Knope 2020, I don't habe anything meaningful to add, wxcept that my wife's name is Brittany as well.
@ThePandaPool , My ex- girlfriends mother has contacted me before to check up on me probably about 6 months after our relationship ended. During the conversation she told me that im the best thing to happen to her daughter and that shes going to regret leaving me
@Leslie Knope 2020, I laugh at my brothers wife for his stupidity, cus he may be my brother, but she chose him.
Sometimes we read stuff so. Incredibly out there we don’t thinks it’s true, but outa 10,000 post at least 100 gotta be real, not gonna lie one of my ex’s families did have a great relationship with me, after 2 months I ran into her older sister and her husband, they congratulated me on my new job “ which I didn’t know they knew” told me I was looking great and hugged me, and they wanted me to meet their new daughter, this all happens at the grocery store, so take it for what you will or not, remember if your not a raging cunt other people actually will like you especially when you date some one for 5 years or so
@DrSin, thanks for sharing that, sometimes people see a good thing in other peoples lives and your one of them
@megamanx181x, we separate on mutual terms , and her family knows she has anxiety problems, the most awkward thing that happened was we broke up for a month, they didn’t know and invited me to the kids birthday ...... I lied and said she forgot to tell me and I have work, we played it off very well. But I think after 2 months of me not being at the house they kind understood. We are still friends.
@DrSin, that’s good man, ended better then most other situation
@DrSin, you must of made a big impact on them even tho you didn’t realize it! I like this Dr sin
@DrSin, I have a similar-ish situation. My ex and I were friends for about 6 years before we got together and we were together for a little over 3 years. We still talk and get along when we’re with mutual friends. She recently told me that her dad was disappointed that we broke up because he thought I was a really positive influence on her life and gave her stability. I firmly believe she was the one that made the stability happen... maybe I facilitated it, but she brought it out of me for sure. It’s really refreshing to have a mutual breakup and remain civil with someone and their family afterward. It so rarely happens and I dislike how people tend to default to “my ex is trash” when it doesn’t have to be like that. People grow apart sometimes and that sucks enough. No sense in making it harder, right?
I mean, my sister’s exes family has literally said things like this to her, but her ex kind of went off the deep end so
@Monad Vairocana, weirdly enough I think it'd be more believable if she hadn’t included the 'woah'.
I mean it happens. I love my ex-boyfriends family. He dumped me in a very stupid way and they all agreed. Granted I've moved forward wity my life, and I happier without him. He still made a stupid choice that his friends and family still reminds him about.
@BeccersEliz , exact same shoes as you. The day after my ex dumped me (valentine's day) his mom and 2 sisters took me out for dessert and to be there for me. I'm still close friends with his family 1.5 years later.
This happens.... my good friend’s wife got into drugs and alcohol and was cheating on him behind his back. When it came down to it her family disowned her he’s still friendly with her family.
Holy number of comments batman
This is what happens when girls post memes
Why tf you Lyin, why you always lyin