*ps4 controller comes out*
-Oh, it’s not what it looks like!
-phew, is just you, no big deal, you like male controllers aka butt plugs
*xbox controller in the closet giggles*
*Wii controller gets pissed*
-Who is that?!? Reveal yourself!
@seeUpee, *xbox controller exits the closet holding what looks like a leash, only to be the cords of a mouse and keyboard*