No one ever taught me about blue balls so the first time I got them I thought I was dying and had my dad take me to the ER
@MrToastBoy, when I'm in pain, my mommy usually rubs the part that hurts and then I feel better
@Critical Critic, *throws up a little in mouth*
@MrToastBoy, wait, it's called blue balls because your balls *actually* turn blue??
@YogaShorts, yes, I've experienced them go further than that and turn purple. My friend has seen his go red. Everyone is different.
@RAM Card, i sincerely hope you're joking.
@YogaShorts, they didn't turn blue, it was just the worst pain I had ever felt (I hadn't ever masturbated at that point so there was quite a bit of buildup) I thought maybe I had a hernia but I couldn't even walk without holding on to something
@MrToastBoy, :( that sounds horrendous. I'm sorry
@MrToastBoy, was it "blue balls" or testicular tortion?
@KeKesUHaulFacility , blue balls, the doctor couldn't find anything wrong with me and sent me home with lortab. The next day I was fine
Yousa need a new woman to boomba
Meesa no gettin any action
Sounds like my ex
Not sure if I'm strange or not, but I don't get blue balls. Anyone else?