Teenage mutant ninja tortoise?
@SkrillGuy, its actually called middle aged mutant ninja tortoises. it's a spinoff. It's one of those reality housewives shows. Honestly Shelly is a truly inspirational character. From stripper to a rising music star. She really burst out of her shell this season
@FingerBangBang, that deserves an upvote just for commitment to the joke
@SkrillGuy, thats actually a turtle
Heroes in a half shell Turtle power! ... But Jim that's a tortoise
@DarkraiKnight, WE DID IT (im saying we cause im totally stealing some credit)
@Swagglington, high five! *raises hand*
@DarkraiKnight, *high fives* 🍻this toast is for the tmn tortoises
When you slowly get your ass kicked by a TORTOISE
Hey I think this is the San Diego zoo.
@Karl with a K, it is the SD Zoo
Live action or death!
*insert obligitory that's a tortoise comment*
He's done with their shjt