A handsome guy goes into the hospital for some minor surgery and, the day after the procedure, a friend stops by to see how he is doing.
The friend is amazed at the number of nurses who come by the room with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give him back rubs, etc. “Why all the attention?” the friend asks. “You look fine to me.”
“I know!” grins the patient. “But the nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-five stitches.”
DnD/Pathfinder stories like this always make me laugh so hard I choke
@Jakobian, I cant stop. Someone save me. I cant stop laughing stupidly
@Jakobian, I suggest 312227, a good one to pair with this
Never played DnD. These convos are always funny though.
#dnd #lovethydm #bardsdoitsexy
I've never had a bard seduce a enemy for me it was an archer and she did it while everyone was trying to find a dry towel to catch this guy on fire
What a fücking mess