@J3ster, this man has clearly allocated all of his skill points to his DAD attributes
@green shirt guy, DADtributes
@green shirt guy, you should hear his DAD jokes.
@Let go of my eggo, a DAD walks into a bar..
And then makes sure everyone gets home safely and hydrated.
@J3ster, when the kids where born, his skill chars came back up, he moved some from other skills to make sure “DAD” was the only skill 100, next to BBQ and loving his wife
@J3ster, is this how I learn ultra instinct
Not all hero’s wear capes
@Newbsaibot, NO CAPES!
Yeah...but he did sort of drop the left kid on his head
@DancingIsNotAdvised, I saw that too. And how hurt could they have gotten being slid over by a blowup raft with toddler on it?
@DancingIsNotAdvised, Its ok, he was already retarded
@ TouchMyCatEars, the raft? Not much. Clacking heads with that toddler? You'll have to go through the insurance claim on both of them and they'll both be classified as totalled.
*ultra instinct music*
Let them get hit. It's a good life lesson
Wow! He saved those kids from getting slammed by an inflatable bear!
Just like the simulations
Well at least we know which ones the favourite now
Left kid just found out who dad loves more, tho.
That really wasn’t worth all that. He could have done so much more harm than good than letting his kids get bumped by the small inflatable sled. He could have kicked his son hard, his left leg could have kicked and seriously injured the kid going down or even stomped on his head severely, or just fell on him completely with one mishap on snow. It’s great to have good reflexes, but it’s not worth putting others more at risk. He judged that situation poorly...most of us would have let our kids get bumped a little, which is a much wiser decision than what this guy did
@Jeffyg3, yes it would’ve been wiser but in those split moments your don’t really get time to think. Also how else is he gonna get this dank video to show off to his mates
My names Berry Alan and I'm the fastest Dad alive
I think I'd just let them get hit