I worry about people judging me from embarrassing moments from years ago... So I get acne. And the only way I feel better is to have a slice of cake. Then once the cake is gone I get worried again, thus the cycle repeats. *cries in corner with cake*
5. Making large sounds in a public restroom
@TheHonestliar, I know right? And also you forgot 6, when you cant forget that time when an angry mob come over to your castle and attempt to destroy because you summoned demons in it. Man people can be so uptight sometimes
@TheHonestliar, and then having to get a job interview with the guy who heard said large sounds
@TheHonestliar, Dude I am in one right now and as soon as you said that I let off the hugest tart ever.
@Corycogo5737, plop plop!
@TheHonestliar, for some reason, I'm really proud when my butt is the loudest in a public restroom. It's like this competition that only I know about so I always win. It's comforting
Pepperidge Farm remembers
@Jezza Clarkson, You beat me to it! Have an upvote.
A seagull crapped on my head in elementary school. People still remember. 😞
@MisterSir, haha, by damn bird that escaped out the front door did the same thing to me, I was trying to get it out of the tree & it gave me a parting gift before it flew off
@Metzger, Damn birds and their good aim.
@MisterSir, yeah, I feel as though it's usually on purpose
@Metzger, Lucky for me, that was the only time I've ever been crapped on by a bird.
@MisterSir, I wish I could say the same for myself, but I live on a small farm, so these things happen :|
@Metzger, :/ Such is life.
@MisterSir, same thing happened to me, except i noticed after recess
I definitely struggle with embarrassing moments from years ago
@longlocks, we all do. My pants fell to the ground once in middle school. "How did this happen", you ask? You see, I wanted to be cool. "What did the cool kids do," you ask? Cool kids sagged their pants and didn't wear a belt. "Thats not cool," you say. No, kids. Sagging pants below your waist is, in fact, not cool. People will see your schlong.
@SWAT, people saw your schlong?
@longlocks, pepperidge farms remembers
@Metzger, I don't know. Probably not. Even if you're close, it's easy to miss. Especially when I was 12.
@SWAT, oh, I see. Or mabie I wouldn't see....
@Metzger, hey-oh! Ba dum tss!
*Embarrassing moment from years ago* pepper ridge farms remembers.
i would agree with acne but i have two pimples in my earlobe and it looks huge and red
Say I (or upvote) if you cannot shijt comfortably outside your home, or an area you've been to before.
The statement about people not caring about acne isn't true. I posted a picture online and got over 100 replies saying that I need to shower, face wash exists, change your pillowcase blah blah blah. People who say "we don't care" need to sit down and realize that those who are scared about their acne are scared for a reason, people physically and emotionally abuse me every day over my acne. Sucks guys, they do care and they're out to make your life he'll
@GrimScoreLP, I promise you that it will get better take it from someone that suffered with acne personally and dealt with ridicule every day of her life. The pimples go away and the scars fade and fortunately those people that tease and pick on you end up being the most insecure and sad of them all. Keep your head held high you're worth a lot more than you think.
True but my embarrassing moments are usually quite memorable. I broke my arm the first time by bending to tie my shoe (I blacked out and woke up with a broken arm) and the time everyone read my diary at school. Every year, this group of people I know get together and list all the crazy and/or embarrassing things they remember I did
16 September 2014 #16September2014 #September 2014
1 slice won't. But one slice over and over and over and over will, and that's where a lot of people go wrong.
Actually, all but the cake one applies to me. Thanks for this, you made my day. (:',