Fact: he isn't a person
@Sexy Homunculus, you don't say?!
Me with justice
There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy Seal!
Me during christmas
@PraiseTehSun, literally same
What if bojack was a space pirate hell-bent on destroying the one who freed him from an ancient seal...
Enough crazy talk Veggie
Me when I eat cookies
Me with a whole box of muffins!
But I had dibs!
That's because you aren't a person.
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 *eats whole box*