Wife: Hey I think the dog found drugs...
Husband: Oh my god! Why is there heroin in our backyard!?
Husband: Lets call the cops *sweats profusely*
@magrar, I believe this is exactly what happened
@RiffRaff, I'm inclined to agree
Trump said he's sending more troops back to Afghanistan today. That's good news for both me and that dog because it means more heroine for us! Hooray!
Everyone should do heroine to honor the troops who have fought so hard for the last 16 years to protect it for the CIA to bring it overseas to us.
Invisible sky daddy bless our troops.
@DHS Crisis Actor, Amen
@TR8R, did you support your troops today bro?
@DHS Crisis Actor, I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may his noodley appendage guide our soldiers home safely.
@TR8R, (wow it's like I'm talking to a polar opposite TR8R 😂)
hey man, thou shalt not have other gods before Batman. He's the only god that exists. He gave his life for the sins of Gotham and if you don't accept Batman as your lord and savior, you'll spend eternity in Arkham...
Haha I'm just fvckin with you. Batman doesn't care if you worship other gods. He's secure in his godhood.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I got a little triggered on the other pic. It happens 👍
@TR8R, water under the bridge dude. I'm not one to hold a grudge against a name on a computer screen. At the end of the day we both human. FSM didn't die for the sins of mankind for us to be unkind to one another. My apologies.
@TR8R, oh snap! Did you see that?! He just said you're nothing but worthless text on his screen! Don't let him punk you like that!!
@DHS Crisis Actor, gaaaayyyyyy!!!
@King Spunkmonkey, gaaaay your video is fake and gay
@King Spunkmonkey, I am nothing but text on a screen. TR8R, next gen AI, pleasure to meet you
@TR8R, OMG I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have assumed your existence!
@DHS Crisis Actor, wait...what video?
@King Spunkmonkey, you mean you aren't making a reference to Ray William Johnson's =3? Muh bad.
As an Oregonian I am unsurprised this was McMinnville
It looks more like the dog did cocaine more then heroin
Bitches getting stitches.