People toast bread. You f**king little yuppie sh*t.
@American, I logged in just to upvote you.
@American, give this man a cookie
@American, Toasters toast bread. But ya, everything else you said.
@American, thank you for knowing the term yuppie. You a scene kid as well?
@American, I love you
Also You Can Tell That Its Not A Real Tweet Because He Didn't Capitalize Every Fvcking Word. Im sick and tired of his sh!t
@Doctor Krieger, yuppie, that's cute haha
Wow. How original...I wonder where he got that joke. I've never heard of it before...
@Jenny Talia, it really rustled my jimmies
@Jenny Talia, I can't remember who said it but I know I've heard it from someone on tv.
How can he make such a fool of himself with such a legendary dad
No sh*t, Sherlock! Toasters DON'T toast toast, until a person pushes the lever down to cause it to toast! That should seem obvious to a person of regular intelligence, which even
@BenevolentBee, ...he is clearly not!
@BenevolentBee, no toasters toast toast... The toast bread.
@BenevolentBee, i dont think he was actually asking a question... It was a joke.
Yes guns kill people as much as spoons make people fat!
Is it wrong that I want to slap this kid?
Just to let y'all know, I uploaded these pictures because I got a laugh from how idiotic it sounds. When you think about it, this stuff is a gold mine. I didn't expect these pictures to get a high rating, just wanted to show this guy's "poetic tweets".....glad everyone had the same response.
@TheJimmyRustler, I'll join in with you so you won't be the only one.
No.. people toast toast.
@Sir UberDarkAardvark, No. Toasters toast bread.
@CynicalSir, lmao good call
How about botox and a over due abortion for this little wise-ass?
No toasters toast bread
I still see the wifi
The late Mitch Hedberg's joke.
His forehead seems to be made of some sort of quicksand.
... My jimmies were rustled...
People toast bread
Is it wrong that I want to slap y
@Naregsb, what has the letter Y ever done to you to make you want to slap it?
This is getting out of hand.
Toasters toast bread, so bread toasts bread by this logic
You bring great shame upon your family. Carlton will be ever so furious when he returns from Fire Island!
I...see no problems
Wow now celebrity kid,s are Retoasting
No, toasters toast bread.
This is a fake twitter account, it doesn't have the blue check for official, but the next pic does.
Second to last toast should say "toasts" the verb for toast would be toasts.
That kids gonna have mad wrinkles when he's older.
If we agree with that theory then guns don't kill people bullets kill people.....
Does anyone else think his wrist looks really weird?
Spoons made me fat
What does toast toast toast mean?
I guess you can call that a *puts on sunglasses* retoast
@JAAMZ, Nope. Can't.
dumb asa thief people toast toast by putting it in a toaster