I was not expecting that twist
@Loose Dads , you learn after a couple of these to expect the truth
@darksky135, I literally just skipped to the end because I already knew what was coming.
@Loose Dads , I never expected anything but this
@Loose Dads , apparently 9/10 expect the twist
@Loose Dads , one of the best ones yet
@Loose Dads , I don't understand these. Am I stupid?
@A Math Dealer, I expected it but still wanted to enjoy the ride.
@Loose Dads , I glanced at the bottom and only saw "fiddy" and that was enough for me.
@Loose Dads , I was
@celtics313131, it's a Southpark joke turned meme
@I am bacon man, thanks mate
You glorious bastard, you.
Any time I see a wall of text I read the last two sentences first. Didn't get me this time
Honestly whenever I see long drawn out text like this I immediately think Tree Fiddy and that's what it usually ends up being
@Sexy Homunculus, same
@Sexy Homunculus, this is the first time I expected it and it happened. The feeling reading the last couple sentences was borderline orgasmic
*Slams down mug*
Every fu*king time!
This is like a better version of dickbutt and I love it
I don't know what's worse..the guy that took the time and effort to write this or me for reading it. Or maybe taking the time to comment.
God Damn it. Every time.
I had him going though
Saw that one coming a mile away, but it was still beautiful to see play out
Can someone explain to me where/why this joke came to be the new thing? Where did "three fiddy" and "monster" come from and why is it so popular???
@PunnyBaker, It's from an episode of south park
I wanna see the nude pics of ol Nessie
Old plot twist, poorly constructed
I love this
I just scroll down to see if I see tree fiddy
Waste of life
I knew it was going there, but I had to read it anyway
Believe it or not, I actually expected something like this
If she was apparently "a day pregnant", why would you think a condom wrapper could mean it's a different person's baby?
I do not understand this new "tree fiddy" meme
I skipped right down to the bottom because I knew it was gonna happen. Not disappointed
"but I kept my cool"
Funny, now when I see a long involved story I skip to the end to see if I'm gonna be asked for money. I've been conditioned!
I accidentally swiped down, saw the title, and had it spoiled :(
I'm going to guess this ends with loch ness monster.
edit: called it. you can't fool me, loch ness monsta!
I sat on the each of my seat reading this like "ohhh shjt it's about to go down" for nothing...