What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?
@Quite Hung, what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't stick my dick in an apple before I take a bite out of it
@Quite Hung, dear god how is this the top comment?
@totally a girl, it's funny
@Quite Hung, 2edgy
@Quite Hung, Oh no
@Quite Hung, what is the hardest part of being a child molester?
@davers1990, sorry bro. Talk to my agent about getting me some help.
@davers1990, alright. If my joke really offended you that much, I apologise.
@davers1990, I don't, I find it kinda funny when someone can't take a joke. If anything the offensive thing is comparing me to Amy Schumer
@davers1990, you see I laughed at that because I can take a joke
@davers1990, what's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
@Quite Hung, what bubbles and scratches at the window?
A baby in a microwave
@TheButterCutter, what's pale white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A pedophiles ass.
@Quite Hung, so I was walking along a really tall hill the other day, and I came upon a young boy crying. I asked him what was wrong and he pointed to the bottom of the hill, where I could just barely make out the wreckage of an SUV. He told me that his dad had a heart attack while driving, and his mom pushed him out of the car to save him before the car went over the side of the hill.
Shocked, I asked him what happened after. He told me that his mom hadn't gotten out of the car, but it had been almost an hour since the crash, and the little boy had no other family, nor a phone to call anyone.
I didn't know what to say to that, so I remained silent.
Then the boy asked me why I was taking off my belt, and I told him that I felt sorry for him. This just wasn't his day.
@Quite Hung, what face does a baby make as you put it into a blender?
I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.
@Duncan5769, I think he meant davers cuz fvck that guy
@davers1990, ppl like u make me sick. Gettin all offended and butt hurt on this funny app. It's a joke. Don't be a b¡tch. If u don't think it's funny move on but know humor isn't limited to ur small ignorant bs standards on what is ok to joke about
@davers1990, those jokes are funny. I don't think these ppl actually wanna fvck babies. Ur the dumbass for taking it literally. They are jokes dummy
@Duncan5769, cuz I apparently missed last night and hit you instead of Davers. My bad.
@davers1990, you know nobody is impressed by you, right? I mean, I like a good trolling as much as the next guy, but fooling people by pretending to be butt hurt in a text based format is just so easy, why bother?
Put some effort into it, man.
@davers1990, Actually try next time. 'Trolling' by pretending to have one understandable but uptight opinion when you really don't care isn't funny anymore. Go back to 2009, slap a 'Rawr XD' on the end and maybe you'll garner a few laughs
@davers1990, can't rape a baby if it's already dead
@Duncan5769, well, not with that attitude.
Sure, the plan was dumb, but what was his next step if it worked? Assuming the laws of physics momentarily bent around his ideal scenario, what was he planning to do to avoid crashing headfirst into that wall at the bottom?
@santanteater, if his plan had of worked he would have achieved 88 miles per hour and went back in time to before that shed was built.
Do you want a broken rib? Because that's how you get a broken rib.
Hey look! Another Dumbass!!!
Still the worst part is framerate
Gravity always wins.
I thought that was Ryan Dunn from before he died and it made me sad
I believe these guys are the dudesons, kinda like the scandinavian youtube version of Jackass
That's what you get for wearing a fedora.
Maybe you can use some of that duct tape to fix your shoulder, dumbass
Hold my moonshine
Did his friends prank him? Or was he legitimately that stupid to think it would work.
Came across this in random and oh buddy, can’t remember what I said but everyone seemed butt hurt by my offense to their jokes. It’s almost as if the irony to their non acceptance of my opinion is the real joke. Anyways. Have fun. I know I’m dealing with 5 year olds on here anyways lol
I know I'm in random and this is 18 months old but I hope this man is still in pain
10 out of 10 he deserved it
Probably the best possible outcome here