Welcome to the night shift
I...I...I...I can't...I don't even...what....even...why????
@MedalDeliveryMan, To help recharge your watch of course!
@MedalDeliveryMan, well there goes any chance of an erection tonight.
@MedalDeliveryMan, *instantly moist*
@MedalDeliveryMan, fits with every song. Try it out for yourself, love me again by John Newman is particularly funny.
@white girl Satan, *instantly blind*
I saw a porno like this once...
@Hargrove2011, I think I'm seeing one right now
@Hargrove2011, was it called mission impossible?
@John Titor, You. Your username. I like it.
I'm sorry guys. I couldn't let my eyes hurt alone.
@Mufarsa, Why would you do this? (T ^ T)
Waits for the "*sigh* This'll have to do *unzips pants*" comments.
@I am a horse, you win this time boner
@Killing instincts ,
Night shift is here! 'Barricades doors and windows'
I can only be so hard.
Ladies and gents. The night shift.
I'm not sure what this is...but I like it. KEEP EM COMIN!
@The Iron Bull, I have many more where this came from.
Superheroes after a week in America.
Excuse me while I go and delete this app.
Spider-gut and the flesh
Settle down boner you win this round
this is why i cant look at funny pics in public...
I have repressed this part of my life for a reason.
@I am Spiderman, you're sick.
Fits with every song. Love me again by John Newman is particularly funny.
I have the strangest boner right meow.....
58%!?!? How!?!? This is one of the funniest things to ever be put on funny pics!!!
No penis! Now is not the time! We agreed to not be into this stuff stand down soldier!
I'm deaf in one eye
This makes me uncomfortable in ways I don't quite understand and can't quite explain. I need something happy and lighthearted, now. Y'know what, fvck it, I'm getting into jelsa fan fiction, all because of this, right here. I just... I just... can't...
Yet still flash is still the fastest man in America.
Why (whispers) just why
My childhood is ruined.
Cosplaying in America
Best Dc/Marvel crossover yet. 10/10 IGN
"Name something Grandma would find disturbing, yet oddly charming" This.
Sooo thats why theres really fast spiders
This literally hurt my eyes
Even as I look at the comments, it stares at me... enticing me.
I was going through my ex-boyfriends moms stuff one day and found a sex tape she made with some guy. I watched it while my BF hid behind me with his eyes closed and his ears covered saying "lalalalalalalalalala!!!!!". Anyway, this reminded me of what I saw.
Who found my porn stash?
My anaconda does not want some.
No piderman with baman
I needed this
If you look closely you can see spidermans D
I can just hear a song in the backroad going "touch the booty. Look at the booty. Love the booty."
And it won't stop:(
I didn't know what to expect when I tapped this... And it's still loading and I still don't know what to expect.
it loaded... And all I can say is "oh"