"Fvck you, Maddie"
@ archiethesailor, "you're not the boss of me. Love you! :)"
@Joseph Joestar, game grumps references!
Comes over for dinner *grandma cold cocks him*
@thesamfactory, deserves it
@thesamfactory, maddie is a male name?
@Blackfrost273, not in my neck of the woods
@Darth Penis Rump, i thought is a female name myself. Hhmmm
@Blackfrost273, me too
Last time I checked your phone number doesn't change when you get a new phone.
@Boss DJ, I think if your Sim card gets ruined it will. I could be wrong though.
@ archiethesailor, if you get a new SIM card you get a new number unless you specify what number you want
@Boss DJ, or if you switch companies...
@Boss DJ, If you haven't had a phone, you get one. The grandma never said she changed, just got a new one.
My name is Maddie so this confused me for a second
And as the story comes to a close grandma sadly has to take out her frustrations on grandpa ( you now know why he's always so quiet during family gatherings)
Grandma challenged you to a battle, you little bitch.
Dat ho ratchet
I had to read this twice just to understand it. When someone asks if I want beef, I assume they are talking about food, not trying to pick a fight. I was like, "Is Maddie a vegan or something?"
He's gonna get his ass near by old gram gram.
@Carl Jenkins , I am officially done with autocorrect.