"So when I was younger I always got picked on in school cause I was a little shorter than most other kids. But I didn't get to down cause I was really into art and really enjoyed painting realism and dipo ting beauty in a moment. Any way fast forward to when I went to college which of course was an art college and I was really enjoying pursuing my dreams but then my professor told me he didn't think I had what it takes to be an artist as a profession so that really crushed a life long pursuit. Anyway I got into politics kinda stirred some stuff up tried to create a new party for the people I felt suffering and to bring down those in charge of their suffering. A lot of stuff happened for awhile mostly good because we got rid of a lot of the people causing the suffering. But I ended up in a bunker and got trapped under ground now I'm here," -some old dude I met traveling in Germany
@Runnin with scissors, I did nazi that coming
@KaijuKoitus, I didzi that coming
@VibratingButtChomper, i did only because of kaijus comment beforehand
@Runnin with scissors, Saw that coming from a mile away
This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I understand everyone has things in their past that are really awful but at least let me introduce myself before you start telling me your deepest and darkest secrets.
@Mentally Insane, deep dark secrets are what make people interesting.
@Not Actually a Corgi, I like to get into people's heads and figure it out for myself not have them spill their life story within seconds of meeting them. That's just my thing though, to each their own i guess.
@Mentally Insane, life stories are different, I don't like those much either.
@Mentally Insane, i see alot of customers a day, and sometimes they tell me crazy shjt and i don't even know what to say. Like, "are you guys hiring? Because i just got out of jail and it's been years since I've done this" or "my brother just got murdered last night when his house was robbed. It's fvcked up!" Even had a mother tell me about her kid dying in a fire. These are my most memorably extreme examples but this really happens.
Customers who just got divorced and you clean their pool
@Pool boy till I die, That sounds like the opposite of a problem.
When the person you just met does you a concern quickly.
Especially after they cut off your balls
That's when you hit them with the "yeah my parents got shot in an alley after I wanted to leave the theater early"
When you're leaving a car meet in your buddies Mustang and he says "watch this."
I do this.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, But I just met you, so no details, maybe?