Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back
Ron Swanson approved toothpaste.
"Rinse with soda instead of water if you prefer."
@Themightyjonas, ya, we all see that.
*Continues to lean back further in leather chair
“A real he-man toothpaste” because even brushing your teeth can and should be manly
Shut up and take my money
@Gatsby, that's right, Jigga.
This gave me goosebumps
Jigger...let’s start using this word.
@Jeffyg3, When I was little my dad used it instead of pēnis
@Jeffyg3, many already do, but they use an "n" instead of a j.
That seems like some expensive toothpaste, relatively speaking.