Now if I filled it with water, is that technically a water bed?
@Taquito Speedo, yes.
But this one needs a snack bar.
@Taquito Speedo, Celebrity Death Match.
@Taquito Speedo, and then it would be your death bed
How to make a sex dungeon. Step 1.
@instantcoconut25, oh my
And no way the scary monsters will get you.
You should kill yourself because of reasons
This solves everything! No monster under the bed grabbing your leg that sticks out from the blanket!
I feel like i would be uncomfortable with having my line of sight blocked
Reminds me of ocarina of time
@eleven, those platforms you jump on that take you to the next floor
Because it's harder for people to crawl out of this one
@D4rkhum0r , also it'd make a great toddler fighting ring
@D4rkhum0r , and you can lay a mattress on top of to have a bunked for sleepovers
@Eldsmidur, or to suffocate those sleeping on the bottom.
@D4rkhum0r , if you poke holes in them first, they'll get plenty of air
@Eldsmidur, poke holes in the people or the mattress?
@Anass Rhammer, yes
Do those reasons include rolling off the bed?
@Eldsmidur, no, they involve an excessive number of pillows that I don't want falling off the bed.
@ cobyone27, all those decorative pillows
@Eldsmidur, yes... Decorative... I totally meant that... I was not having pleasant flashbacks to a time when I was small enough to climb into a ball bit without getting weird stares... Decorative pillows are awesome...
@ cobyone27, lol. I was thinking about that movie/show where the husband starts yelling at the wife about all the decorative pillows they take off the bed every night.
I used to have stuffed animals piled on my bed I could bury myself in.