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@Tyler643, We're sorry, the person you are trying to wake up is currently unavailable. If you would leave your name, spiritual signature, and a message after the beep, they will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a nice day. *beep*
Mark, I've managed to hijack the comment of a lesser commenter. Get out while you can.
@RMB, mark, we are literally fvcked
Mark, you're not alone in there. There's someone... someTHING after you. Its name is Mike. Scary Mike.