Uhh...hello? Where'd everyone go?
@whiteemikee, whiskey 🥃
@whiteemikee, to lurk their ex's new girlfriend's sister's boyfriend's cousins page.
@Enigmatic Soul, tango
the nighttime sniffling sneezing, why does my butt hurt medicine and where am I medicine
@beer bong, I said medicine twice. There goes my chance at top comment *downvotes*
Alcohol is poison.
But you drink it all the time!
I have things inside me that I need to kill.
Have a cold right now and took a shot of jack Daniels, feeling great.
What does that make tequila?