*gets kicked out of salty spittoon *
@CrowbarKnight, *gets kicked out of weenie hut junior*
Treat, yes treats? No treats? Scratches? Ok scratches.
Well, I was expecting blood.
I want an owl. Where can I get an owl?
@Sweet Revenge, join falconry club.
@Sweet Revenge, you do not want an owl. They are a serious, lifetime and full-time commitment. If you have a qualified sanctuary and a deep-freeze fully and continuously stocked with dead rodents, you MIGHT eventually legally be allowed to own one.
@Sweet Revenge, that being said... I am obsessed with owls and wish I could own one too.
All birds like their heads and ears rubbed once they get it done they love it.
Yesh tickle me hoo-man
Hoo me? Yes Hooman this is such a hoot that you are petting me
@Colleen4, hue hue hue hue
Impressive.... But does he deliver your mail?
Where the fvck can I get one????!
It's pretty easy to forget that owls are essentially the avian equivalent if cats.
Tickle Wickle Wickle
I need it
Punches wall and builds a house to regain manliness
"Oh, come over there? Fine I will. Now wh-OH."