I'm your mom
@Dog Food Lid, Shrekt
@Dog Food Lid, I just realized how amazingly fitting that would be for two lesbians to say to their child...
@Dog Food Lid, I would say cannibalism is illegal where I live... but considering your a dog food lid, I guess it's not cannibalism
@Dog Food Lid, Welp this is a bit awkward because I guess that makes me your dad...
So..... I guess I'm still a person
@RichardtheWarlock, yes we are!
@RichardtheWarlock, *gets away from you*
That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning
I guess I'm a pu$$y
Damn I'm a vegetarian then...
@Morthese, you... eat vegetarians?
So i guess that makes me a peni... um... penne. Yea, penne. Like the pasta.
I haven't been in the Internet for 5 days. I need a therapist.
I'm a potato? Sweet
I guess that makes me a bitch.
I'm a pizza
Lol I'm a class-D
That double comma... Upside down quotations?
I'm high fructose corn syrup!
So I guess I'm just a butthole
Alright story time. So one time I went to Kenya and it was amazing but we had some money left over at the end of our trip so we went on a mini safari in a natural reserve. We saw a whole bunch of animals but the coolest thing that we saw hands down was a group of lions stalking a herd of gazelles. We were all excited that we were going to see an actual lion hunt! And then just as it was getting intense this group of idiot tourists pulls up ahead of us and they get out of the jeep to try and take pictures of the lions close! I guess they were just super lucky because the lions just left but still how much of an idiot do you have to be to get out of a jeep to try and take up close pictures of lions stalking their prey??? Even our guide was about to go tell them to stop before the lions ran off.
@JuliantheOnion, you guys should have ran them over with the truck.