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@JaegerBombBastic, you underestimate my UPVOTES
@BigPurpleFather, *top 10 anime betrayals*
Ey so I just saw Solo and it was pretty fvcking cool. Not just kinda cool, it was pretty fvcking cool. Damn shame it's not doing well, but I understand why people would choose other movies over this at face value. It's not the best Star Wars movie ever, but it's pretty high quality. Action is fun and suspenseful, cinematography is unique for a Star Wars film, some fantastic world building, and pretty much every character who needed to be likable was likable. Also, L3 and Lando were totally fvcking.
@SimonPetrikov, I expected it to suck but I enjoyed it more than most of the newer ones. It’s probably in my top 5 Star Wars movies now
@K1l, Dude, same. It's my favorite of the spin offs so far...of which there's only two so that's not saying much but still.
@SimonPetrikov, I agree that it wasn't the worst. However my main gripe with this movie was L3 and that one person in the mask that was supposed to be the main villain but wasn't. Other than that, though the movie was okay. However, this will be the first Star Wars movie that I haven't seen twice and the second one I have not owned. Don't get me wrong, I would love to do both of those things. However, I'm disgusted with the way that the employees at Lucasfilm are allowed to treat the fans that made the franchise so big in the first place.
@Agent New Mexico, I really loved L3, I thought she was the funniest part of the movie, and she was way more memorable than K2-SO, but I can see where she would be irritating for some.
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Masky McFakeout herself didn't bother me, but her execution needed work. Her reveal was anti-climactic (am I supposed to be impressed that she's a girl? Franchise is filled with bada$$ ladies, that's nothing new) and I would have preferred if her group were more ruthless and less forgiving. Didn't make sense that she didn't try to kill Han and co on site, especially Quira. The whole "who are the REAL bad guys?" theme falls flat because the movie does a damn fine job establishing the pre-rebellion sucky state of the galaxy visually, especially at the beginning, so having Hottie McMaskface (because yeah she's kinda hot) spell it out for us was pointless. If nothing else, her design was cool.
@SimonPetrikov, I agree that her design was cool, but I had a bit of an issue with how everyone is just all buddy-buddy with her, especially Woody Harrelson's character seeing as she's the reason his entire crew, not to mention his wife, is dead. As for L3, I did find her humorous. However, I had a very tough time looking her with that whole "Droid Rights" thing. That was never an issue in the franchise until someone decided it needed to be. And before anyone says, "Yeah, but droids get treated pretty bad and they aren't allowed to fight back," I invite you to read "Tales of the Bounty Hunters" or something along those lines, and read the story of IG-88. All I'm saying is that having a galaxy with no restraining bolts or programmed loyalty on droids is a recipe for disaster for all organic life.
@Agent New Mexico, Yeah that was weird how Beckett didn't just shoot her. L3's droid rights thing never really bothered me, the only time it's plot-relevant is during the breakout. Other than that it was just a character trait. But I think we can agree on the last point of my original comment.
Lando and L3 were 100% bumping bolts.
@SimonPetrikov, Oh yeah. Definitely. But the main reason I had an issue with her droid rights thing is because it's WAY to reminiscent of what's going on today with the whole "equal rights" thing going on in the real world. I watch Star Wars to get away from real-world junk, not to be constantly reminded of it for a different group of beings in a different universe.
@SimonPetrikov, I've only heard good things, but I still can't bring myself to care.
@mazemarble, I'mma drop a bunch of Solo memes when I get the chance. If nothing else, it deserves to join the pantheon of Star Wars memes.
BS: "Come down here and fight like a man!"
SM: "I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider?"
And that’s why you only get $100
"Bonesawwww readyyy, cum on my face brother"
Get down here freak! You got 3 minutes with the boooonnneesaawwww