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Pull out game too strong on How do you explain this? (Upvotes: 126)
"Sadly, the Make a Wish Foundation no longer grants wishes to adolescent boys." on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 190)
When I was younger, my mom would always come into my room without knocking. One day, she entered while I was pursuing some pornographic material on the Internet. Okay, fine. I was jerkin' it. Anyway, instead of panicking, I turned my head and stared right at her, without removing my hand. "What's up?" I asked, nonchalantly. I made no attempt to cover myself or close the browser. My mother stammered, blushed, sputtered, and slammed the door behind her. She never again entered my room without knocking. True story. 🕵 on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 103)
@Jesus in a tree, 'extra credit' on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 97)
A guy walks into a bar washroom and sees a four foot tall man in a bright green tuxedo using one of the urinals. The guy uses the other one, and as he's peeing, he realizes this little man has the biggest penis he's ever seen in his life. He says "hey, I'm couldn't help but notice, you're hung like a horse. What's your secret? That can't be natural." The little man says, in a thick Irish accent, "that's because I'm a leprechaun. All of us leprechauns have huge penises." "Right..... Okay." The guy says, dubiously. "I can prove it. The thing about leprechaun penis is, if you get fücked by one, you get one. So if you let me fück you in the arsehole, your pecker will grow to be as big as mine!" The man thinks it over for a few minutes before deciding to go with it. So he locks the washroom door, drops his pants, and the little man mounts him. They're going at it, and the guy lets out a cry. "I can't believe a leprechaun is fücking me!" "I can't believe you believe I'm a leprechaun!" on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 93)

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